Lol 5 Thessalonians!? Show me that Bible!!
Anyway I own hundreds of physical books, I’m doing more than my share to sustain demand for them. On my Kindle I read public domain ebooks and highly discounted collections of short stories. And trashy SW pulp which I’d honestly be ashamed to own at this point.
I think anti-ebook purists are just jealous that I can carry Anna Karenina, Herodotus’ Histories, Les Miserables, and the collected works of Shakespeare around with me in my purse at all times for reading emergencies.